Dylan Barton
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Begin forwarded message:
From: Gary S Gevisser
Date: June 30, 2011 1:31:19 PM PDT
To: Dylan Barton
Cc: rest; Jeffrey Krinsk
Subject: Sick insurance Re: Gary-Mania
Okay; that was articulate for you. What made you decide to speak out now and hugely increase the circle of those dependent upon my insight and analysis of the important events of the day?
Im getting through to you, aren’t you someone who could also make sure we only have good email addresses?
You’re divorced, right? You don’t have a woman in your life that you are proud of, right?
You remember my gorgeous F-C wife who smiled when I read to her your 347 words, which you cannot take back and nor can you make up the lost time.
You don’t really believe that my wife, in the shape she is in, would fuck an old man even if he was in great shape, let alone one who is bitter?
Bitter people you know, do not make great lovers; and that is really what most smart women look for in a man.
Do you agree that health insurance should be called “Sick Insurance”?
Email Jeffrey R. Krinsk Esq. and ask him if he agrees with you, and if there is someone you have an eye on for dating and/or work have them email Lebanese-American Maha Gebara who “ran into me” this morning before I got my haircut, shave and then the most amazing facial and massage by my stunning French-Canadian wife, Marie Dion Gevisser’s facialist-beautician who told me for the second time that I have the healthiest looking feet she has ever seen and that when I get home I should look at them and have MDG do the same. I just did that.
BTW, Tina is Austrian and born in September 1945 to two most amazing parents beginning with her father who lost his leg during the war and was left to die in a ditch with a whole bunch of other German soldiers fighting on the Russian front and a male nurse noticed he was still breathing, and saved his life.
Could you tell me about the interesting people in your life? How could we get them to come forward?
I tell you what, I’ll add your name right now to the $ hit list, and lets see if it increases or decreases the 84,696 page views we got yesterday. CLICK HERE
BTW, weren’t you bartering your web mastering-programming services for coffee at the Java coffee shop on 15th Street that went out of business?
Good people do not need friends – Plato
People with little intelligence have great difficulty feeling stupid – Marie Dion Gevisser
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On Jun 30, 2011, at 12:22 PM, Dylan Barton wrote:
Well hello there Gary,
What it must be like to be hemmed in the walls of an overwhelmed brain that you’ve inherited. You seem always so flustered, so preposterously ego-maniacal, that it’s hard to ascertain if you’re just starved for attention (did Mommy not hold you enough?) or you legitimately believe people like Oprah (who you are laughably copying in your emails) are scrutinizing the egregiously long emails you send. Let me be blunt. Not a single person you write to (even if by chance, their email address is operable and valid) reads what you say.
Ahhhhh, rubbish you say! They’re all conspiring against us anyway you cry!!!
No, Gary G, it’s true I say. You’re no Hunter Thompson, as much as you attempt to copy his style in your desultory ramble of a state. Thompson had talent. You rely solely on incoherence and nonsense.
Perhaps if you had a rudimentary knowledge of social manners/protocol you would understand you’re getting through to people about as successfully as a sumo wrestle descends a water-slide (not very well – in case that analogy was unclear). Maybe it’s time for a different approach. You could begin with respecting other’s autonomy and not incessantly encroaching their personal email boxes. Perhaps, introduce yourself, and inquire if the individual (mass emails are really just tasteless) has any inclination to listen to the ludicrous gasconading that you have to offer. On the off chance that you have any takers, you may actually accrue some progress (although I still doubt it based on your failure of a track record).
Let’s face the facts Gary G. You’re an old, bitter man, who has little to no friends. The bane of your existence is consumed by delusionally harassing the general population for a cause you don’t fully understand. Hate to encapsulate your existence in such a trivial manner, but perhaps someone needed to be forward for a change.
Ciao for now as they say, and do mind your silly behavior. Not only is it grating, it’s often unintelligible drivel that belongs somewhere in an institution.
