Hello – I am not your man from planet Mars!
From: Gary S. Gevisser
Sent: Tuesday, May 04, 2004 7:28 PM
To: Rabbi Weiss
Cc: Kathy; Melvin; Devin Standard
Subject: Hello – I am not your man from planet Mars!
Rabbi, do you believe in God?
Love,
Ps – I only have Kathy and Melvin’s email address, could you please forward mom’s if you have it.
Ps I – Devin Standard who is also copied on this missive is the executor of my estate.
I have been sitting patiently for the past 3 hours since bringing home my partner-wife’s 14 year old from Torrey Pines High School here in Del Mar thinking that it was just a matter of moments in the history of time before I would be given the “green light” to call Devin’s father, Kenneth Standard Esq. who is scheduled to be sworn in as the next president of the New York State Bar Association this coming June 18th, the information in my possession when delivered to the 2 Grand Juries investigating Milberg Weiss Bershad Hynes and Lerach will set in motion the necessary steps leading to the suspension of trading of all stock markets around the world freeing up much needed capital for entrepreneurs such as you, me, and the likes of Michael Steinhardt’s son-in-law, agree?
And of course I don’t subscribe to the notion of son-in-laws,
Or
Even daughter-in-laws, let alone sons and daughters responsible for the sins of their parents, having no choice whatsoever in their biological parents, agree?
Ps II – You must recall our mutual good friend Deborah Sturman being the catalyst in getting Melvyn Weiss Esq. to do the “write thing” [sic] and hold the remnants of the Nazi-German War Machine accountable for their atrocious acts of slavery, blah blah.
Ps III – Perhaps, you didn’t know that I am now very happily married and I can only hope and pray you feel the same way about your partner-wife as I do about mine.